Timssel

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A minecraft tellybridger that was one of the best, but now is a washed comedian with 69.420 as his inclined score.

Timssel is ugly

Timssel by anonymous April 12, 2021

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Tisselur

A word used mostly in northern Norway to define a small penis. The word do not directly mean small penis, but it's a cuddle name for the word ''kuk'' or 'pikk'' witch are two words that are as tough and handsome as a canadian lumberjack.

Guy1: hei se tisseluren min! = Hey look at my tisselur!
Guy2: Fan du e næsti! se på kuken min i stedenfor! = oh your gross! Look at my kuk instead!

Tisselur by Mr. tisselur September 29, 2011

Related Words

Timssel • tisselisse • timshel • timskelping • Tisselur

timshel

A regretful tattoo.

I got a tattoo of my ex girlfriends name when we were still dating...what a timshel!

timshel by Scooby Don't July 21, 2016

timshel

The unfortunate act of wiping your butt and getting poop on your hands.

"Damn it! I wadded the toilet paper up too tight before wiping my ass and timsheled on my fingers!"

"That's okay I bro, I timshel all the time...just don't forget to wash your hands."

timshel by Scooby Don't July 26, 2016

tisselisse

when something is extremely shocking or unbelievable.

oh your homie really tapped your nuts, that's tisselisse...

tisselisse by TheMagicHandFromLapLand November 18, 2019

tisselisse

It's so unbelievable that you burst out in a phrase along the lines of "tisselisse"

dude why did you shoot me from the back.... that's so tisselisse

tisselisse by TheMagicHandFromLapLand November 18, 2019

tisselisse

tisselisse simply means that something is quite unbelievable or shocking. or when you get scared you can burst out in tisselisse!

Dude, why did you shoot me from behind, tisselisse man...

tisselisse by tiselisseman November 19, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026