Timotheus

a fucking beast in bed.
A Timotheus is like an Anthony
But his penis isn't split down the middle so he can piss two ways.
A Timotheus Is Also Taller And Better Looking Then An Anthony.
Also Known For His Huge Penis In Which He Beats Anthonys Up With.

Sally: "hey i had an Anthony Last Night!"
Megan: "Im Sorry, I Had A Timotheus"
Sally: "LUCKY BITCH!"

by Dante Christ March 28, 2008

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Timothée Chalamet

The reason I find the will to live every. single. day.

Rachel: why cant they all be like Timothée Chalamet??
Monica: I KNOW RIGHT?!!

by tereza. October 30, 2019

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Timothée Chalamet

Timothée Hal Chalamet (/ˈtɪməθi ˈʃæləmeɪ/; born December 27, 1995) is an American actor, born and raised in Hell's Kitchen, New York. Some of his previous film appearances include Interstellar directed by Christopher Nolan, Men, Women & Children, The Adderall Diaries, and indie drama Miss Stevens. He also starred in TV series like Law & Order and Homeland.

2017 is a big year for Timothée as three of his films were released and screened in theatre: critically acclaimed Call Me By Your Name, in which he plays the protagonist Elio Perlman and the role has winned him numerous awards and nominations including Best Actor from New York Film Critics Circle and a Golden Globe nomination; Lady Bird, he plays Kyle, love interest of the main character played by lead actress Saoirse Ronan; and Hostiles, where he acts alongside Christian Bale and Rosamund Pike.

Timothée Chalamet is a beautiful human being.

by claudex2 December 18, 2017

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