a fucking beast in bed.
A Timotheus is like an Anthony
But his penis isn't split down the middle so he can pisstwo ways.
A Timotheus Is Also Taller And Better Looking Then An Anthony.
Also Known For His Huge Penis In Which He Beats Anthonys Up With.
Sally: "hey i had an Anthony Last Night!"
Megan: "Im Sorry, I Had A Timotheus"
Sally: "LUCKY BITCH!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).