Timged

Timged is a sexy mf no matter what people say. He deserves so much love and he has a big dick I can confirm. He is gReAt iN bEd and is a really funny guy. Gives of major crackhead vibes and will be there for you no matter what tho. Always Love a timged if you find one.

Oh look there’s a timged they are so rare

by R.Syed0628 June 2, 2021

Big Timed

When one person whom you know, acts like they are too cool to say hi or acknowledge your existence.

You were with your friends at dinner and you big timed me.

by Don Kershaw January 4, 2008

Tiged

When you are so high that you cannot feel your balls.

Sean ask his friend, "Hey man. How are you feeling?" ," Not great squadhomie, I'm feeling pretty tiged."

by PrestigedStoner November 24, 2019

Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .

Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Hammer Timed

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

by Craigorator November 8, 2007

timedeo

A sad minecraft youtuber who thinks he's good at bedwars on hypixel.

Friend: Can you carry me on bedwars?
TimeDeo: Sure *loses game*

by TimeDeo May 23, 2018

tinged

Deflecting mean-spirited or judgmental opinions by providing a disingenuous or superficial compliment.

Similar to a complimentary facial, except used as a means of escape from an awkward situation rather than to insult.

J: That new girl is such a geek.
M: Oh shit, she's coming over here.
J: Hey Gina...uhhh I like ur braces!
M: You tinged that quite nicely.

by j-lingo August 6, 2009