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timewarping 

A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.
She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.
timewarping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

texada timewarp 

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.
She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.
texada timewarp by spinge June 27, 2005

timewaster 

An unproductive, unprofessional person who consistently frustrates their peers and colleagues by wasting their time.
Our web site has been down for a week and that timewaster from the IT department still doesn't have a clue as to what the problem is. I haven't got time for timewasters!
timewaster by PatsFanatic July 26, 2009

Timewaster 

A flirtatious woman who will give men the misleading impression that she is attracted to them romantically or sexually, but in reality, she wants nothing more than a purely platonic friendship with a man.
Francine is a Timewaster and a cockteaser. She loves to string guys along making them think they are going to have sex with her one day soon, when she knows good and well that she will never agree to have sex with those men.

I hate going to nightclubs. Most of the women who frequent nightclubs are nothing but Attention Whores, golddiggers, and Timewasters. It's not like they are going to go home with you and have sex.

Most Pickup Artists teach men how to approach women, establish rapport with them, and be charming, but very few of the top PUAs really teach you how to identify and avoid women who are Timewasters. Those women will always make you think they are interested in you just so they can play head games with you and manipulate you
Timewaster by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013

timewaster 

someone who submits words to urban dictionary solely in an effort to waste the time of the people who approve the words on urban dictionary
Even if you think it's been a very small waste of your time. Times that by the number of people who've read this timewaster definition and it's wasted at least as much time as it's took to write it
timewaster by un-herd February 2, 2015
A person who dresses at least 20 to 30 years out of date, usually with a hair-do to match
See that bloke wearing those old clothes and check out his hair-do! What a Timewarp
Timewarp by Robby101 March 26, 2009
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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