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Time Raper 

When someone takes up a large amount of your time without your consent.
I stopped in at the car dealership and the salesman was a time raper. He would not stop talking and I couldn't figure out a way to get out of the conversation.
Time Raper by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
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Time-Rape 

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
Time-Rape by ajaxax October 27, 2012

frozen time rape 

it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved
Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.
frozen time rape by MASTER PIE October 14, 2008

Time Rape 

Being forced into doing something that you have no interest or motivation to do.

Time rape only occurs when the activity being forced upon you is excessively long.
I can't go to the party, I'm being time raped at my mother in laws this afternoon.
Time Rape by Elegant Mess April 18, 2018

Time-Rape 

1.) To extend and waste somebodies time, without their given consent.

2.) To force upon the "taking-up-of-time-of-a-girl/guy-you-really-like/love-in-order-to-make-them-like/love-you-back" Law of Space and Time. oh, and without their consent, yet again.
"So, I pretty much just Time-raped you by sittin here doin nothing."
Time-Rape by mmfwcl_shagz October 19, 2010

Time Rape 

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.
I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.
Time Rape by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023

Rape Time 

Rape Time, term often used by /b/tards in 4chan is an illustration of a clock showing all numbers of the clock as Rape Time. Another term that usually accompany's rape time is Can it be Raep tiem now plz? usually said by pedo bear and is misspelled. Rape Time is also used when you are winning or owning in something or about to do so. It can also be used just for shits and giggles.
1. Omg look at the time! Its Rape Time!
2. Moar Rape time now plz
Rape Time by Cold_Soul February 8, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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