Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 06, 2016

Time Raper

When someone takes up a large amount of your time without your consent.

I stopped in at the car dealership and the salesman was a time raper. He would not stop talking and I couldn't figure out a way to get out of the conversation.

by Tinkersmacks June 06, 2016

Red Hat Romeo

It's the drunkest, rowdiest, most belligerent person at the party you can always check yourself against. They are typically sloppy and trying to be seductive. This results in a very humorous experience for the rest of the people at the party who are watching the Red Hat Romeo from afar.

The red hat romeo is all alone dancing on the pool deck , so I think we are in the clear to have another shot.

by Tinkersmacks June 06, 2016

Erotic Fables

The use of a soft-core pornographic story to teach a lesson.

The uncle relied on a number of erotic fables to inform his nephews of the dangers of anal exploration.

by Tinkersmacks June 06, 2016