Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.

by tsukiatari March 7, 2014

half time flush

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.

"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."

by K Scott December 23, 2011

Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

by P.I amacher April 9, 2011

Flush Time

The time at night when it's no longer safe to make noise in case you don't want to wake anyone up

"I had to take a piss but it was after flush time so I couldn't flush"
"I wanted to get a midnight snack but I couldn't hear up anything in the microwave because it was after flush time

by ZCN June 15, 2015

fluff time

The time that it anus expands so rapidly that u poop from your mouth

Damn bro i just experienced a fluff time

by Ali jeff June 17, 2016

Flutter Time

A time when a pony (Mainly Fluttershy) would snuggle and cuddle with you for a long period of time

Fluttershy: Oh Anon, I think it's flutter time!
Anon: Yay! 🥰

by Christeele July 15, 2022

Timefluid

The ability to alter time on the fly.

when you forget how long ago you became a senator and say 120 years.

A person with no defined age is timefluid

by anonymous March 25, 2021