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Things I Don't Need to Know. This is said in response to anything you hear that you really didn't want to.
Origin: Prof. Lisa MacLean's database class
Person 1: I walked into this elevator the other day...
Person 2: and there were 2 people having s-
Person 3: TIDNK!
Tidnk by Trerro July 19, 2004
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Tinkerbelle 

A dreamy, whimsical fairy-like person.
Look Tinkerbelle is coming over.
Tinkerbelle by I, Wreckerrr August 24, 2020
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tinkle fairy 

A tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a piss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as 'the amount of times you can shake'. It was made popular from the show Family Guy.
Adam West: *shakes twice*
Tinkle Fairy: Two shakes, that's it...Move along!
Adam West: Oh, why thank you, Tinkle Fairy!
tinkle fairy by Terrum August 26, 2013
To exchange something for the exact same thing you traded, or to trade something for the same thing you offered as a trade, or to make something that ends up being the exact same as the source material.
Tinking:

To exchange a dollar for a dollar.

To make gold from gold, or buy (the same amount of gold) with the same amount of gold.
tinking by Ronnie Dickface August 22, 2009

Tinkle Tweaker

Tinkle Tweakers are meth users who store their urine and feces, and attempt to recover the un metabolized methamphetamine from the urine and feces when they get desperate for another high.
The police broke down the door of the meth house only to discover the users were paranoid "Tinkle Tweaker s" and had jars, bottles, buckets, pots and pans full of urine and feces in case they desired to get high again and didn't have enough meth on hand.
Tinkle Tweaker by RUDEBOY BOTTOM April 17, 2009

tinkleberry 

Similar to a dingleberry, it is the small drop of urine that accumulates at the tip of the penis after relieving one's self that cannot be shaken off.
Have you ever heard of the two-shake rule? Three shakes, and you probably have a tinkleberry.
tinkleberry by Sc@recr0w September 6, 2014

Tinklepin 

When you go bowling and just pee everywhere. It's a great experience.
Let's have a tinklepin party. Bring yer bladders.
Tinklepin by nonstopmonica January 26, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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