Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.
Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.
"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh
Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).