Area where houses are so expensive the owners cannot aford anything other than spam.
London is a real spam valley
Man with a small, floppy penis only good enough for a little tickle.
He's a right tickle dick!
Big fat black women with huge arses
You ugly fucking chombie
1 noun, insult used for lazy person,
Oi Slacknacker, get yer finger out!
Bus station / shelter
Stood at the traccy shed
The underwear of a transexual
Turns out her skimpy underwear contained a bigger pair of balls than his! "Oh my god she's got fanackapants!"
Someone whos cock is the size of his nose!
Get more satisfaction from your nose COCK NOSE