Tiajuana Taco 

The act of pooping butt to butt

Jon and Mike went to the bathroom after eating the sloppy joes, I think they are going to make a Tiajuana Taco

Tiajuana Taco by MasterBaeten November 27, 2018

Tiajuana Taco Dip 

When you tongue salsa or some other Mexican condiment out of a floozy's vagina.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.

Tiajuana Taco Dip by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011

Tiajuana Tacosalad 

The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.

Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.

Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.

Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.

Tiajuana Tacosalad by titsmacgeee December 31, 2010

Tijuana Taco 

When a girl spreads her ass cheeks open for a guy to shit between, becomes a Tijuana Burrito if he proceeds to fuck her up the ass

Todd and Jills Tijuana Taco soon became a burrito after the sight of all that feces got Todd harder than a month old chalupa

Tijuana Taco by Ratheon May 14, 2007

Tijuana Taco 

Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.

Butch gave Eric a Tijuana Taco in his new car.

Tijuana Taco by Caldorazo September 24, 2009

Tijuana Taco 

When during sexual intercourse a man takes lettuce, shredded cheese, and taco sauce, and then covers the woman's vagina in said ingredients. The man then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the woman whilst eating the additional ingredients.

Joey-so what did you end up doing with sarah last night?

Ian-well she likes new things so i gave her the ole Tijuana Taco.

Tijuana Taco by babysodomizer February 19, 2008

tijuana taco 

the act of taking a taco shell and you shit in it and then jizz in it (melted cheese) and make the girl have her period on it as (taco sauce) then you share a delightful meal together.

dang i left a mess when i had my tijuana taco last night

tijuana taco by sir cums alot May 3, 2011