tiajuana

A plant used by crocodiles to get high, and is commonly used by alligators for building materials. Bruce Jenner used this plant to make his transformation into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.

He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.

tiajuana by Trunkey June 6, 2015

tiajuana bull whipper

when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it

I Tiajuana Bull Whipped You!

tiajuana bull whipper by 2muchofapimp January 6, 2004

Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.

I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.

Tiajuana Two-Step by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Tiajuana Whore 

(n.) A party animal, usu. a female friend, (although term is gender-neutral), who, in the process of going out places herself in an continual state of FML, which includes, but is not limited to the following: (1) excessive drinking, (2) random shacking, (3) misplacing personal items, esp. purse and iPhone, (4) loss of memory, (5) random mistexts, (6) loss of clothing, (7) loss of transportation, and (8) loss of one's self-identity.

Short: TW, or T-Dub.

Ex. 1

LL: Adri can be such a Tiajuana Whore at times.
Lola: Really? I thought she had it together.
LL: Well, the other night ago, when we went out... she lost it.
Lola: Lost what?
LL: She lost it all: her keys, her new blouse, her iPhone, purse, rings and necklace.
Lola: Where'd ya'll go?
LL: Just to the bar.
Lola: Damn.

Ex. 2.
After a night of indiscretion, a TW still thrives for more.

The Morning After

Server: And what can I get you to drink ma'am?
TW (still shit-faced): Obnoxious inaudible rambling... OHHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHOOOOO! Coughs Oh, I'll have a mimosa, and a shot of patron mother-fucker.
Server: All righty, ma'am, we'll have that right out (smiles).

Tiajuana Whore by LolaLaguna November 24, 2010

tiajuana trampoline 

Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.

I paid some homeless dude in Guadalajara 20 pesos to show me a Tiajuana Trampoline.

tiajuana trampoline by Donnell April 11, 2007

Tiajuana Juicebox 

Liquid diariah caused by eating really spicey or greasy Mexican food, gives the victim stomach cramps and the urgent need to find a toilet before their asshole explodes.

After eating at a Mexican restaraunt Bill had to hurry home because he felt a Tiajuana juicebox coming on and he didn't want to shit his pants.

Tiajuana Juicebox by ChristopherHanson69 December 22, 2010

tiajuana crime scene 

A Tiajuana Crime Scene is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Hot Carl. It is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.

"I woke up this morning in the middle of a Tiajuana Crime Scene. If I had a dollar for everytime that happened..."

tiajuana crime scene by Cassiebeth182 July 21, 2006