A plant used by crocodiles to get high, and is commonly used by alligators for building materials. Bruce Jenner used this plant to make his transformation into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.
He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.
He snorted the tiajuana, then proceeded to consume his long lost inbred children.
by Trunkey June 5, 2015
(n.) A party animal, usu. a female friend, (although term is gender-neutral), who, in the process of going out places herself in an continual state of FML, which includes, but is not limited to the following: (1) excessive drinking, (2) random shacking, (3) misplacing personal items, esp. purse and iPhone, (4) loss of memory, (5) random mistexts, (6) loss of clothing, (7) loss of transportation, and (8) loss of one's self-identity.
Short: TW, or T-Dub.
Short: TW, or T-Dub.
Ex. 1
LL: Adri can be such a Tiajuana Whore at times.
Lola: Really? I thought she had it together.
LL: Well, the other night ago, when we went out... she lost it.
Lola: Lost what?
LL: She lost it all: her keys, her new blouse, her iPhone, purse, rings and necklace.
Lola: Where'd ya'll go?
LL: Just to the bar.
Lola: Damn.
Ex. 2.
After a night of indiscretion, a TW still thrives for more.
The Morning After
Server: And what can I get you to drink ma'am?
TW (still shit-faced): Obnoxious inaudible rambling... OHHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHOOOOO! Coughs Oh, I'll have a mimosa, and a shot of patron mother-fucker.
Server: All righty, ma'am, we'll have that right out (smiles).
LL: Adri can be such a Tiajuana Whore at times.
Lola: Really? I thought she had it together.
LL: Well, the other night ago, when we went out... she lost it.
Lola: Lost what?
LL: She lost it all: her keys, her new blouse, her iPhone, purse, rings and necklace.
Lola: Where'd ya'll go?
LL: Just to the bar.
Lola: Damn.
Ex. 2.
After a night of indiscretion, a TW still thrives for more.
The Morning After
Server: And what can I get you to drink ma'am?
TW (still shit-faced): Obnoxious inaudible rambling... OHHHH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WHOOOOO! Coughs Oh, I'll have a mimosa, and a shot of patron mother-fucker.
Server: All righty, ma'am, we'll have that right out (smiles).
by LolaLaguna November 22, 2010
Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.
by Donnell April 4, 2007
Liquid diariah caused by eating really spicey or greasy Mexican food, gives the victim stomach cramps and the urgent need to find a toilet before their asshole explodes.
After eating at a Mexican restaraunt Bill had to hurry home because he felt a Tiajuana juicebox coming on and he didn't want to shit his pants.
by ChristopherHanson69 December 22, 2010
1. (v) When a man gives his partner a pink sock then grips the intestinal tube with his cock still inside and pulls backwards and then has another person jump onto the extended coil.
As Paco gave Consuela a pink sock, he pulled it out and let his friend Pablo do a tiajuana tightrope.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
by CaptainX April 19, 2011
The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.
Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.
Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.
Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.
Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
by titsmacgeee December 30, 2011