thurlaston 

I village that lies no where near any other civilisation it truly is in the “arse end of no where” thurlaston is a glorified old people’s home, that puts the average age do 76 it contains all of 4 teenagers and 1 garden centre

Where do you live again?

Thurlaston

Where’s that?

Near stoney Stanton

thurlaston by Dj_BigPenis June 27, 2018

thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

thurstonitis by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

thurston moore 

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

thurston moore by julie October 14, 2003

Dirty Thurston 

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

Dirty Thurston by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

Thurstonian 

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

Thurstonian by The Iranian January 15, 2009

Thurston 

ginger. Speed increased X5 when he removes his shoes. Has mastered the "shoelace technique" which has caused him to get laid countless times. Was born a web and contaminated people around him with anime. Flat out will not hesitate to kill George if he thinks about Holly.

Person 1: who's that?

Person 2: that's Thurston

Person 1: why the fuck is he barefoot?

Person 2: speed

Thurston by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019

Thurston 

A person who is sensational at most things they do. Also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite sex) but remains single.

Hey Jenny, who is that guy dating?
No one.
But how come he is always with so many girls? Is he gay?
No, he's a thurston.

Thurston by soccer.kid November 7, 2011