Thomaston

A place where police harrass people who walk on sidewalks but allow drug dealers and drunk drivers to do as they please.

"Let's go to Thomaston, police don't mind if we sell drugs there."

"Don't go to Thomaston to do anything other than sell drugs, If you're not selling drugs they will try to arrest you saying you are involved in drug trafficking. No walking allowed!"

by Walker Thomaston Ranger February 21, 2009

Thomaston

A construction area in Midcoast Maine in which residents inhabit. Located between the towns of Warren and Rockland, it is easily identifiable on U.S. Rt. 1 as there are miles of cars all waiting to get a glance of this one of a kind construction-land that is all the rage. Thomaston offers small eateries and salons for those who want to enjoy the day in constructionville as well as some local AirBnB's to stay in overnight if you want to get a full day's worth of beeping and diesel engines and the clanking of metal. Most people do not have jobs or places to go in Thomaston which is why they're always in their car in Main street enjoying the grand views of dirt, tar, and the group's of construction employees supervising one construction employee working. Thomaston is open year round but construction tourism begins in middle spring and lasts into the fall. Be sure to reserve your trip to see what's going on!

Bob: Hey what're you doing tomorrow, Sarah?

Sarah: I have nothing planned!

Bob: Would you like to go to Thomaston? The newest pavement exhibit will be on display and the lines are supposed to be long so we should get there early for a good view!

Sarah: That sounds wonderful! Let me tell my boss I'm calling out sick tomorrow!

by Midcoast Liberal June 13, 2017

Thomaston Ga

Thomaston Ga is a real shit hole! On the outside it's a quaint small town. But under the appearance, it's a tragedy. Filled with the ruins of abandoned cotton mills and a tire factory. Relics of a time to never be lived again. A place where meth heads, pill junkies, and preacher's hang out at the Circle K. Where the police plant evidence. A place where sex offenders get probation and drug dealers go to prison. There are no sidewalks. There are so many churches, that you can only buy liquor at Chili's.
If you're not from here, stay away silly.

Who would just decide to move to Thomaston Ga?

by Jeeter706 July 8, 2021

heavy thompson

A heavy Thompson is a blackjack or dice bet where the player increases his stake significantly in order to win money back from previous losing bets

Tony was losing but then placed one Heavy Thompson bet on the hard eight and got it all back

Dave lost a heavy Thompson bet at the end so went home skint

by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Jack Thompson

The guy who believes that games cause violence and starts many court cases against them. He is actually just introducing a scapegoat that kids can blame when they kill someone

Jack Thompson is really freakin moronic

by Syco_Simon June 26, 2005

Tombstone Pile-driver

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.

I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.

by Rob21920 May 1, 2018

Jack Thompson

a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.

Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.

by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010