Thunderstormy
Thunderstormy by coreyt August 4, 2013
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puzzle in a thunderstorm
A legendary sex act in which no less than four people attempt to climax inside of an active indoor skydiving wind tunnel that has been darkened and filled with sexual implements. Traditionally during the act lubricant is "precipitated" into the tunnel and a strobe light is flashed periodically until all participants have achieved an orgasm.
The local swingers club is trying to cap off the year with a puzzle in a thunderstorm on New Year's Eve.
puzzle in a thunderstorm by Mister Destructo November 15, 2016
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dirty thunderstorm
This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
dirty thunderstorm by keifer jennings May 20, 2008
Genital-Thunderstorm
The act of rapidly assualting your sexual partner with your testicals, usually during a very rough period of sexual activity.
Sue : Hey Carrie, what happened to your face!?!
Carrie : Just between you and me, Bill gave me a Genital-Thunderstorm when I wasn't expecting it last night.
Sue : You have to watch out for those!
Carrie : Just between you and me, Bill gave me a Genital-Thunderstorm when I wasn't expecting it last night.
Sue : You have to watch out for those!
Genital-Thunderstorm by Thoriail July 31, 2013
Jersey Thunderstorm
the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."
Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."
Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."
Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
Jersey Thunderstorm by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009
thunderstormcrotch
thunderstormcrotch by jinxy whore June 10, 2010
Colorado Thunderstorm
When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.
Colorado Thunderstorm by Cardog November 12, 2007
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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