Thunder pits 

Sweaty hairy armpits

Wow! Gianna’s Thunder pits are dripping sweat!!

Thunder pits by Ms. Pickleson January 3, 2021

thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.

1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

thunderpiss by Roy "McClane" Rogers Part Deux May 27, 2011

Thundertits 

Breasts that are pale to the point of translucence, showing the underlying veinwork, which resembles lightning. Often used as a derogatory title.

Man, Thundertits over there sure is a slut.

Thundertits by WangFung May 5, 2004

thunderpist 

1) To be so extremely angry, that your anger can only be done justice by comparing it thunder.

2) Not any sort of normal anger, this is a special type of anger that people feel often when they get so pist that their words and sentences become incomprehensible or they begin to foam at the mouth.

1) I can't believe that cunt ass howler monkey gave us the test today, imma be thunderpist if I fail that shit.

2) What that ho said to me earlier got me straight thunderpist man, I'm surprised I didnt smack a tooth out that bitch's mouth.

thunderpist by The Strike March 25, 2010

thunderpiss 

Taking a piss on an electrical appliance.

Steve: "Mary Ann, I'm going to take a thunderpiss on our electric fence."

Mary Ann: "Have fun, swee -- wait, what?"

Steve: *background* "OH MY GOD!!!!!"

thunderpiss by Exoras July 7, 2006