thunderpist 

1) To be so extremely angry, that your anger can only be done justice by comparing it thunder.

2) Not any sort of normal anger, this is a special type of anger that people feel often when they get so pist that their words and sentences become incomprehensible or they begin to foam at the mouth.

1) I can't believe that cunt ass howler monkey gave us the test today, imma be thunderpist if I fail that shit.

2) What that ho said to me earlier got me straight thunderpist man, I'm surprised I didnt smack a tooth out that bitch's mouth.

thunderpist by The Strike March 25, 2010

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbite 

Massive case of under bite.

Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!

Thunderbite by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011

thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.

1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

thunderpiss by Roy "McClane" Rogers Part Deux May 27, 2011

Lightning Thunderstein

A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.

He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.

Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*

*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-

Lightning Thunderstein by The demon Barbor 1997 December 31, 2011

Thunderbuster

An incredibly intense thrust during intercourse. Known to leave the reciever incapacitated for quite some time.

After successive thunderbusters from last night, she wasn't able to walk to class in the morning.

Thunderbuster by Ace_Go_Blue October 16, 2009

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020