thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.

1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

thunderpiss by Roy "McClane" Rogers Part Deux May 27, 2011

thunderpiss 

Taking a piss on an electrical appliance.

Steve: "Mary Ann, I'm going to take a thunderpiss on our electric fence."

Mary Ann: "Have fun, swee -- wait, what?"

Steve: *background* "OH MY GOD!!!!!"

thunderpiss by Exoras July 7, 2006

Thunder Piss 

When your piss is so strong people waiting outside the door to use the bathroom can feel the floor vibrating from your piss hitting the toilet water.

"Thunder. Thunder! THUNDER PISS!"

"Man, Joe must have had a thunder piss. I felt it in the living room"

Thunder
Piss

Thunder Piss by Pleasures Your Mom October 6, 2009

Thunderpussy 

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

Thunderpussy by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

thunderkiss 

Verb - Thunderkiss
To give unforgetably amazing or brutal oral sex, sometimes referring to deep throating. Thunderkissing is usually given by a prostitute or some other promiscuous female, so using it as a command or suggection would also subtly imply said female was a whore.

Noun- Thunderkiss(er)
1. The act of thunkderkissing.

2 A synonym for cocksucker, also used in the place of slut.

Guy 1: "I used to have something for Sheryl, but I heard she's thunderkissed every other guy in this school."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I have to admit, it was some good thunderkiss."

Guy 1: "Great, now there's no way I'm going out with that thunderkisser."

thunderkiss by Michael D. S. October 15, 2007

Thunderass Siren 

What Mason McMahon called Minneapolis before riding his tractor to record the thunderbolt siren

Now were gonna go film... the thu- the thunderass siren *vrrrooooom bitchhhh*

Thunderass Siren by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

Legendary Thunderpizza 

A Papa Johns XXXL topped with grilled chicken, bacon, pepperoni, mushrooms, extra three cheese blend, Parmesan, and Romano, and extra sauce.

It's fucking epic.

Consumption of a Legendary Thunderpizza while listening to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song is optional, but encouraged.

Reformed Vegetarian: I'm tired of salad. Let's order a Legendary Thunderpizza.

Guard: What's your last meal gonna be, you rapist scum?
Death Row Inmate: I want a Legendary Thunderpizza!

Legendary Thunderpizza by jkey1021 July 15, 2010