Thrumpelstiltskin 

While a male is defecating, a female/male performs fellatio to aforementioned male. During this fellatious, activity both partners proceed to vomit upon one another due to possible weak stomach, deep throating, and/or the Taco Bell Effect.

Bro #1 : "Yo Broham, where were you last night?"
Bro #2 : "Dude, me and my sandwich maker went to Taco Bell and we spent half the night banging out a Thrumpelstiltskin!"
Bro #1 : "Damn! Thats such duderonomy!"

Thrumpelstiltskin by The Book of Duderonomy February 9, 2010

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Trumpelstiltskin 

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.

"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.

Trumpelstiltskin by NiraMillson February 5, 2017

Trumpelstiltskin 

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.

The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

Trumpelstiltskin by TheImageFlipper June 20, 2018

Trampelstiltskin 

The most extreme and rare tramp of its kind--drawing from the name Rumpelstiltskin.

"Then she slept with 5 guys that night. What a trampelstiltskin."

Trampelstiltskin by Jackie McNasty May 21, 2009

Trumpelstiltskin 

Is an American fairy tale of an American dictator that is a vile creature, similar to a troll, and with an enormous ego. This creature encourages great violence, while promising his followers that he will reward them with a pardon or bail them out of jail.

Trumpelstiltskin was seen in Tampa Florida preparing for his inauguration.

Trumpelstiltskin by 2studio March 9, 2021