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Throwball 

What American Football should be called. Since the sport barely requires you to use your feet. The NFL should be changed to the NTL, while the MLS should be called the FAA. Football Association of America.
Don't think this is a european writting this. It is an American.
Jock 1: Hey Bro! lets go toss a football!

Jock 2: Hell yea! Then we can cool down with a steamy sausage shower in the locker room!

Football fan: If you're going to "toss" a football, shouldn't you call it a "handball" or a "throwball"?

**The two jocks are then left with blank looks on there faces because they didn't have enouh brains to understand what the football fan said. They were to buisy juicing up on steroids.**
Throwball by west ham united FC April 6, 2008
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Throwback Human

This is an individual who still has a personality, can concentrate, and are not on the phone all the time. There is a correlation between them and there social media use in the fact that they're able to verbally communicate with other humans using eye contact and nonverbal cues. They are reminiscent of humans before the existence of the World Wide Web.
I was in this class at the gym, and there was this new guy Jeff that was actually friendly and talkative and engaging, I really think he's a "throwback human" because he has a personality.
Throwback Human by Hixxz68 May 15, 2019

Throwback Beaver 

The unshaved genital regions of a female, usually associcated with pornography from the classic era since the dawn of time till the 2000's. Vagina pubes have not been touched/shaven/plucked/waxed since the ability to grow around the age of 12.
Yo, your girl has said she ain't shaven till the Pittsburgh Pirates have a winning season...She's going to have crazy "Throwback Beaver".
Unreasonablely large bush,
Hairy As HELL down there,
Tastes like MT. Dew cans,
Found later in teeth.

throwback saturday 

When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.
That picture was so good I had to post it for a throwback Saturday!
throwback saturday by Hbern23 June 17, 2016

throwback jersey 

A throwback jersey is a sports jersey that replicates the jersey of a team or a player from the past. People love throwback jerseys because they remind the fan, regardless of age, of the golden age of their favorite time and team. Sports legends are honored with a throwback jersey for the time while they were at their playing prime.

A team throwback jersey reminds the fans of a year or era when their team was on the top of the standings. Buying a throwback jersey of a player who used to play on a particular team but who has since been traded to a different team seems to be especially popular, perhaps because it conjures up a bit of sports nostalgia.

Part of the appeal of the throwback jersey is its retro look. The jerseys are fashioned of the style, design and color scheme of the team during a particular time period. Their seemingly out-of-fashion look makes them just that - fashionable. The music industry has been partially responsible for the popularity of the throwback jersey; many recording artists have worn them on their videos, making them fresh and appealing to the crossover lovers of both music and sports.

Fans can buy a throwback jersey for many different U.S. sports teams or individuals; football, baseball, hockey, and basketball throwback jerseys are especially popular. In addition to being able to purchase a throwback jersey, sports enthusiasts can also buy retro caps, hats, uniforms and warm up jackets. Sports apparel manufacturers are finding a strong market for the throwback jersey. By some estimates, as much as 20% of the NBA apparel sales come from the sale of throwback jerseys.

Besides being trendy, many collectors buy a particularly popular throwback jersey as an investment. Some of the most desirable player or team throwback jerseys fetch up to hundreds of dollars - and the expectation is that the market value will continue to climb in the years to come. Whether as an investment, or simply as an homage to a favorite player or team, the purchase of an throwback jersey shows everyone around you that you have great sports - and fashion - sense.

Definition from wisegeek.com
Number 1: Yo dawg that Kareem Abdul-Jabaar throwback jersey is the shizzle
Number 2: Many thanks indeed Number 1.
throwback jersey by Fjv August 27, 2006

Throwback fap 

The act of masturbating to material that is outdated for nostalgic reasons.
Guy 1: "dude I randomly came across an old Spice Girls video on YouTube last night"
Guy 2: "the one with the hard nipples? Did you do the throwback fap?"
Guy 1: "hell yeah! Had to bro that shit got me through some hard times during 8th grade"
Throwback fap by evilrolly July 31, 2011

throwback kid 

Pretty much an Old School kid, who listens to varieties of music from old age-new age. Someone who keeps it real. Tends to be stuck in the 90s' typically in their early 20s and have yet to adapt to futuristic noise.
I'm a throwback kid, I was born in the 90's and I'm going to embrace the fact that's my generation.

Usually dressed grunge depending on the era their mocking.

I'm no Hipster! I'M A THROWBACK KID, its' the era I was came from.
throwback kid by itsokayilikeyou October 1, 2011
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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