Throat Sore

the sexual act of having sex with a person that has a hole in their throat. resulting in the best blow job in the world.

Doris just got a new voice machine, Jimmy broke the last one after a rough throat sore.

by Jimmyhead November 24, 2010

Sore Throat

Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.

Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.

by IssYeBoi January 22, 2018

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.

2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017

mexican sore throat

after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.

Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.

by ODP June 11, 2005

Sore Throat

A time-tested excuse for giving too much head the night before. If one were to suck too many dicks, or suck a small amount of dicks for too long, then they might suffer from a sore throat the day after.

"Dude, Anna totally has got a sore throat"

"Who'd she get it from?"

"The football team, last night."

by mamamiaaaa November 11, 2009

Lombardi sore throat

Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"

That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.

by blackbear6 March 4, 2011