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A time-tested excuse for giving too much head the night before. If one were to suck too many dicks, or suck a small amount of dicks for too long, then they might suffer from a sore throat the day after.
"Dude, Anna totally has got a sore throat"

"Who'd she get it from?"

"The football team, last night."
by mamamiaaaa November 11, 2009
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1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.
2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 08, 2017
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Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.
Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.
by IssYeBoi January 22, 2018
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Although this is actually a phrase it deserves to be recorded immortally in the dictionary of joy. This is a term to be used only when you are in great peril, say you are forced to do something with someone you are far less than fond of. Simply say:
'I've got a sore throat' and you can express you desperation/sadness/anger in an amusing way without conveying your feelings to the enemy. Genius isn't it?!? Share the phrase with all your close friends, just remember you with caution. Also problems and confusion can arise when a true sore throat occurs. Anyway, this phrase will come in useful when you are with people involved in ponchomania or wicca wicca blazin' squad members.
At school with you amigo when the enemy stroll over and starts to talk....
You say, 'I've got a bit of a sore throat at the moment'
Your friends will understand and muchelemayo will follow, the enemy is left very confused!!
by [Katie and Ellie] December 20, 2004
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