threen 

To run really fast and slide on a slick surface, e.g. freshly waxed floor. Originated somewhere in Belleville, Illinois.

Let's go threening out on the parking lot after it stops raining.

threen by tnasnav August 15, 2004

Threen 

A thirty something year old that enjoys teenage pop culture despite extensive education, generation gap and years of life experiences.

The threen would only put down her Twilight series only to watch Gossip Girl or attend a Lady Gaga concert.

Threen by Bella Swan Cullen December 2, 2010

threen 

threen is another way to say thirteen
three + teen = threen

"bro, my cousin turned threen today"
"the fuck did she turn?"
"threen. its like thirteen but u say threen"
"shit, got it. my nephew turns threen next week"

threen by tamarind soda July 12, 2018

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

Three Xs and a skull and crossbones 

1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”

2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!

Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.

Three Xs and a skull and crossbones by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Three Eyed Raven’s Son 

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.

How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!

Three Eyed Raven’s Son by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022

The Three C’s 

The Three C’s - The Three C’s are: clicks, clout, and cash.

Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.

Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.

The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.

Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.

What could possibly go wrong?

This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.

And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.

God help us all.

Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.

Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.

I’m singling out my hatred of persnickety liberal vegans on all of my social media for The Three C’s: clicks, clout, and cash. But really, I just want to buy a new car.

The Three C’s by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 30, 2023