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Thotnosis

When a THOT has you under Hypnosis
Fredo was in his sunken place , he was under thotnosis . That night, Taylor and her friends got whataburger and a ride home for free.
by Pigeontoedhusky November 6, 2017
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Titnosis

Described as the powerful hypnotic affect breasts have on men.
Hey Fred? Fred!

Wow man, check out Fred. He's totally tit-whipped under Heidi's powerful Titnosis.
by Jon-Miester July 22, 2010
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thotness

The word to describe a thot that is THOT LEVEL 9000
Jonathon was overwhelmed with Katelyne’s thotness.
by JibyJabq May 9, 2018
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thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.
"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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Titnosis

1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.
Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.
by Robert Eely July 26, 2010
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thanosism

A religion in where you worship Thanos.
Person 1: Hey dude, what religion do you believe in?
Person 2: I believe in Thanosism.
by Spid! June 10, 2018
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Thanosist

A person who only does half of his job because he thinks that’s “perfect balance”. They do love splitting the bill 50/50 though.
Boss: You’re half an hour later to work, you know that?
Thanosist: Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
by RANDOM USER PASSING THROUGH January 18, 2019
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