Thornaments

Thornaments are Christmas tree ornaments that stab you while you are hanging them on your tree.

Where's Jay? He's at the E.R. He had a really bad thornaments accident while trimming his tree.

by Askthe BeerGuys December 22, 2010

thornament

graphic ornamentation consisting primarily of "twisted and winding viney things"

"Today’s decorative leanings, however, appear to lean less to the geometrical than the overtly botanical. I’ve participated in judging several juried exhibitions this year in which I’ve seen a preponderance of twisted and winding viney things, which I’ve taken to referring to as “thornament.”" - Jessica Helfand, April 11, 2006 10:35 AM, Design Observer

by a designer April 28, 2006

tornament

A sports-athletes gathering where everyone plays so hard dat dey get huge rips in their uniforms.

I learned sewing as a young child, and now I make extra money by attending every tornament in da country, and offering to sew up da players' uniforms whenever they get damaged.

by QuacksO June 19, 2021

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