Thonus 

The coolest last name to ever walk the earth and the person to behold this last name is the champion among champions. If you are a guy and you hold this last name your a badasss and have a really big dick and sleep around with a lot of girls. If your a girl and hold this last name your probably really pretty and also get around a lot with out being called a slut cause your classy about it.

Did you see that Thonus? THEY'RE WAY FUCKING COOL!

Thonus by Uhm, suck my dick? September 24, 2011

Thonus 

the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.

My thonus itches.

Thonus by SuburbanKings123 January 27, 2025

thousand cock stare 

When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.

"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."

thousand cock stare by Kesselfieber April 12, 2017

thousand cock stare 

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.

John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.

thousand cock stare by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021

Max Payne Thousand 

Bad asf a 10/10

Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

Max Payne Thousand by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021

400 thousand dollars 

how much it costs to fire heavy's weapon for 12 seconds

it costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds -heavy weapons guy

400 thousand dollars by pootis spencer here July 12, 2018

thousand island dressing 

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time

Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.

thousand island dressing by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014