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Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.
Bob: Hey did you see how Thanos just fisted all of those guys?

Joe: I think you meant Thanus.
by Young Sause June 02, 2018
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The act of thinking about the Marvel super villain, Thanos, whilst being penetrated in the anus.
Guy 1: Wanna have sex?
Guy 2: As long as I can Thanus! #nohomo though.
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by Phasmatic420 June 07, 2018
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What an amazing guy. This man or boy pulls all the birds and has a massive cock. Great guy to hang out with and is always pissed and angry . Everyone loves him tho.
by Wwddgr June 12, 2018
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The giant ass of a baller. Generally refers to an ass with such great volume, it actually possesses its own gravitational pull. Can also be used in reference to the person who posseses said ass. Ex. Hey look at that Thanus! Has the biggest but on the team besides the fat kids!
Ali: Hot dang! check out that fine thanus! I love football players
Christine: He does not even need to tackle the other team man. All he has to do is sit, and there goes the team!
Ali: Break me off a piece of that!
by Baller08 January 10, 2009
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Thanu is defined as hot, clever, and a girl who is amazing to hangout with. You’ll never get bored of this person
You can try to be thanu sometimes
by Jsgsnsujxb August 28, 2018
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