Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.
by Young Sause June 02, 2018

Thanus is a normalfag
by Shiteatingthanushater69 March 27, 2019

A sexual act where the male places their soft penis inside their partner's anus, and grows a massive erection, splitting the partner's lower body in half.
Me and Haley did Thanus last night, but her parents realized it the next morning when they saw her entrails and blood stained into the sheets. I told them that she had a "bomb pussy", so they fucked me on the spot.
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