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handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.
"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"
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Briggsy's Thong 

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
Briggsy's Thong by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.
-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

Póg mo thón 

Irish or Scots Gaelic for: Kiss my ass
A stand alone sentence: "Póg mo thón!"
Póg mo thón by Bad Haggis August 21, 2003

Chowder thong 

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

thonking 

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.
person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.
thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017