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Thoamz

A Thoamz is an entitled brat of a teacher who for some reason has to connect everything in his life to well-known philosophers and their "theories". Note that everything has to go his way, if it doesn't... I wish you luck...

Everybody who has a Thoamz in their life will recognize this behaviour
Example 1:
*A class having a discussion about which words that are appropriate words for a class and it's students to use*

Thoamz: well in a way we can all clearly see that this is related to the legendary philosipher Aristotle and his theories

*Total silence*

Random kid: But how...

Thoamz: well... I don't know...

*Even more silence*
by Mr. Hwite April 14, 2019
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thomaz

Some nigga who outclasses real OG's like Chief Keef and XXXtentacion. This guy can rap harder than an erect elephant cock. If you see this guy when you're with your girl best make sure you have a towel for her panties. You thought ear rape was toxic? Try Thomaz after losing a clutch (once in a lifetime) in Rainbow 6 Siege, when this happens follow the following steps:
Step 1 : Grab Fire Extinguisher (for soundcloud mixtape in background)
Step 2: Lock all doors for he'll be in a raping frenzy.

Step 3: Duct tape asshole close along with mouth (erect elephant cock wasn't a joke)
Step 4: Achieve Gold comp status in Rainbow 6 Siege
Step 5: Call all black people in lobby "retarded monkey's"
Peace Achieved!
Person 1: Y'all heard Thomaz's new mixtape?
Person 2: It's way better than X's new shit I think he's recording rn
Person 1: No he's just raping people rn he lost a comp in Rainbow 6 Siege.
by RealOGAssChiraqNiqqa June 19, 2017
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A "thoam" is someone who is crazy, but not in an insane way. A thoam is crazy in a funny way.
Person A: Dude, I was with Gabe and he was being such a thoam.
Person B: We told him to stop thoaming, it's getting out of hand.
by flowerrhythm February 13, 2025
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