Definitions by Nexus

Formula 1 

I don't know what this is, which is why I came to urbandictionary to find it but it wasn't listed. Someone please define it for me.

VH1 Narrator: A $50,000 video game where you can pretend to race your own Formula 1 car

Ned: Formula 1? Let me check good ol' urbandictionary to see what that means

<few seconds later...>

Ned: ARGH! It's not here! Damn you urbandictionary!!

Formula 1 by Nexus December 16, 2004

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit 

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
I
N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit

Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit by Nexus December 13, 2004

Gink 

No, no no, you all have it wrong. A gink is someone who wacks off and spooges in a bottle because he thinks it gives him special powers.

Ned: "yo Phil, what's a gink?"

Phil: "someone who spooges in a bottle because they think they get special powers."

Gink by Nexus December 13, 2004

thoams 

What I get for trying to type Thomas too fast

Hey Thoams let's go buy some more Star Wars at Comics and Stuff!!

thoams by Nexus December 13, 2004

Airplanes 

More cost effective than cars, they are the conveyance of choice of the Jeffs

Jeff: I don't even need a car anyway, they're too expensive

Ned: Then how will you get to work to get money for Star Wars Cards?

Jeff: I don't need a car, I can get an airplane, they are actually cheaper in the long run.

Airplanes by Nexus December 2, 2004

Lexington Steele 

Black male porn actor. The epitome of the black man with a rhinocerous cock.

This well-endowed God of a man possesses a unit no less than 14 inches long and 6 inches in girth. Quit his job as a New York stockbroker to go into adult films, where he makes roughly $3,000 per scene.

Huff: "Dude...I just downloaded a porn from Ares and saw Lexington Steele fuck Jenna Jameson's asshole!"

Me: "Yea, and he gets $3,000 everytime he shoots in her face!"

Lexington Steele by Nexus November 29, 2004

dll 

Annoying ass files that screw up and don't let me run programs and end up crashing my computer!

oh shit! rundl.dll won't work and now i have to reformat my compupter! god damn you, dll!

dll by Nexus November 29, 2004