Thitselves

The appropriate non gendered conjunction for plural inanimate objects.

Non gendered conjunctions following:

Singular form pronoun: It.
Singular form reflexive pronoun: Itself
Singular form reflexive pronoun for multiple of the same object: Itselves.

Plural form pronoun: Thit
Plural form reflexive pronoun: Thitselves

the cars perfectly parallel parked thitselves without user input.
The protein bars thitselves consist of derivatives of food but are not real food thitselves.

by NewlyCoinedWord January 31, 2026

up themselves

Someone with an inflated view of their own importance, opinions, personality or looks

Most celebrities are so up themselves it’s a wonder they don’t disappear up their own arseholes

by Ruzz_Sin October 16, 2006

The editors can go fuck themselves

A phrase everyone thinks when they submit a word which gets declined.

TRUE STORY
I wrote a not rude and not aggressive word and i expected it to be submitted... To my shock it was declined. So...I sent it again and well...it was declined again!

The editors can go fuck themselves.

Also, if you're an editor and you're reading this, I hope you are one of the good ones...otherwise take your laptop and shove it straight up your candy ass (check out The Rock) ;)

by diamondmanizzle3 January 14, 2014

Get Themselves Euthanized

When someone is messing around something they shouldn’t be involved in and they’ll end up hurt in the end. Does not have to be death but can be physical pain, mental pain, or emotional pain.

Those guys over there are messing around in our hood? They better watch themselves before they get themselves euthanized

by disrespectyourmom17 May 26, 2018

Why do people hurt themselves

Because they are angry at the world and themselves. And mostly at themselves for always screwing up, but if they took it out on someone else the would jyst be screwing up again. When the harm themselves, not only are they releasing all of that anger, but they are repremendimg themselves and therefore feeling like this will help them be better. What they need is love and to understand that they are lived and to feel included.

Why do people hurt themselves?

by Isuck_anyway July 9, 2018

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

themselves

Dose-One and Gel's infamous exentric hip hop group. Formerly part of the group 'cLOUDDEAD'.

Man, Does spits out some ill material with Gel on Themselves.

by Seb April 26, 2004