Thitchener 

A Thitchener is a beautiful someone. Thitchener’s are smart, loyal, beautiful, and overall, great to be with. Thitchener’s will always be by your side and will never give up on you. They will lift you up when you are down, and comfort you in your lowest times. They will always be there for you. If you have a Thitchener in your life don’t let them go because you will make a mistake.

Man: I like this girl with her last name being ”Thitchener”

Other man: trust me bro go for her it’s worth it.

Thitchener by Haileyslover❤️ November 19, 2023

Titchner 

A piece of art that tries to be edgy or insightful but actually is just mundane and vanilla. It probably appears hip to low level arty wannabees and so could get shortlisted into the odd competition, but under the spot-light, the reaction is just "are you kidding?"

It's also the kind of thing that would appeal to trying-to-be-hip corporates, so might look good on the wall of the Apple boardroom. By the same token, mediocre town councils would pay to have the art dotted across their city in order to increase the local hipness factor, but in actual fact without supporting any work which is even remotely uplifting or challenging.

Me: "I'm knocking up a banksy lookalike from a stencil and a spray can - it will have one of those phrases that you see on those corporate motivational posters"
Mum: "Sounds like a complete titchner, you should be able to flog that to a corporate or city council"

Titchner by themerryhipster November 27, 2021

Turp Thickener 

When a plug fills half the cart with useless, cancer causing chemicals, that make you feel no bueno.

Boy 1: I bought a cart but it makes me feel funny

Boy 2: It probably has Turp Thickener in it.

Turp Thickener by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

titchner 

Also known as philping. It means Cumming up someone's nostrils

A-Hey I titchnered Jun last night
B-nice dude

titchner by SeenBezza July 14, 2017

lillyrose tichener 

A beautiful girl who can live as they want and doesn't let any thing or anyone hold them back

Oh hello lillyrose tichener ❤️

lillyrose tichener by The best person that ever exis July 18, 2017

rick thickener

When someone takes a large dump in your orange juice.

"Dammit, I got another rick thickener this morning. Mondays, am I right?"

rick thickener by surelyiamblue January 17, 2021

ice thickener 

A random phrase or conversation topic in order to alienate other parties involved in a conversation.
(the reverse of an ice breaker) usaully to in order to decrease the chances of undesirable socialisation. can include social fopar's or distasteful topics.

guy on the pull: hey dollface i just had to come over and buy you a drink, what's your poison blue eyes?

hot girl at bar: did you hear about the rape that happened down the street a few days ago, that was my incarcerated ex-lovers retarded homosexual nephew's menstruating pet cactus. *sarcasm* now how about that drink?

guy: *???!!!wtf!!!??? is wrong with this biatch i'm gonna bounce how could she drop an ice thickener like that

ice thickener by Dan_N452 July 12, 2010