Definitions by surelyiamblue

rick thickener

When someone takes a large dump in your orange juice.

"Dammit, I got another rick thickener this morning. Mondays, am I right?"

rick thickener by surelyiamblue January 17, 2021

feely jeebies 

Combination of the phrases "feely feels" and "heebie jeebies". Used when an individual is anxious and sad at the same time.

"Damn, that movie hit me right in the feely jeebies."
"I know, right? The feely jeebies are still lingering on me.

feely jeebies by surelyiamblue December 26, 2020

poached james 

A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are

Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare

poached james by surelyiamblue February 16, 2020