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This is real life. 

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.
Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

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this is not real life 

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

Is This Real Life? 

N. A term used when something redunkulous just happened. Generally used when one is in complete shock and can't put into words what they are thinking.

N. A term used when something really good happened and one is extremely happy. Substitute for OMG, Seriously?, or Are you kidding me?
Kristen: He just blocked me on Facebook.
Sarah: Why??
Kristen: He said I was a creeper..
Sarah: Is this real life??? You freaking hate him!
Kristen: That's what I'm sayin!

Bentley: Farrah, I've liked you since we met in 7th grade. I have been scared to tell you my feelings because I didn't want to lose you..
Farrah: Is this real life? I've always loved you too!

Is this real life? 

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality
Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
Is this real life? by Flare! April 2, 2020

Is this Real Life? 

Going hard every chance you get, never looking back on the decisions you made because at the time you know in your heart that they were the right decisions to make at that time.
Brian - Let's do jaeger bombs!
Jansen - i'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Brian - (takes shots)
Jansen - (takes shots)
Brian - is this real life?

Is this the real life? 

When you hear these words on the radio, you better shut up and listen. Queen is about to blow you away.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026