Thimper

A thimper is someone who gets super high and starts passionately talking about God, the universe, or deep spiritual truths like they just unlocked the secrets of existence. It’s like a Bible thumper, but way more baked — and less about preaching, more about vibing with the divine.
“Don’t smoke with Jasmine unless you’re ready for a three-hour thimper monologue about angels and quantum physics.”
by lifeguardstatus May 20, 2025
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Hair Halo

When a person has a bald spot on the back of their head and is surrounded by hair, which makes the back of their head appear as though they have a halo of hair
"Wow dude, look at the professor! He has a hair halo."
by lifeguardstatus November 10, 2016
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