lifeguardstatus's definitions

Hair Halo

When a person has a bald spot on the back of their head and is surrounded by hair, which makes the back of their head appear as though they have a halo of hair

"Wow dude, look at the professor! He has a hair halo."

by lifeguardstatus November 10, 2016

Thimper

A thimper is someone who gets super high and starts passionately talking about God, the universe, or deep spiritual truths like they just unlocked the secrets of existence. It’s like a Bible thumper, but way more baked — and less about preaching, more about vibing with the divine.

“Don’t smoke with Jasmine unless you’re ready for a three-hour thimper monologue about angels and quantum physics.”

by lifeguardstatus May 19, 2025