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monster thickburger

The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.
Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!

profile trickture 

when an average looking boy/girl has a face profile picture with an exceptionally hot freind, leading everyone to believe that they are that hot freind.
guy 1: I added that girl on facebook last night - turned out she had a profile trickture.

guy 2: I hate profile tricktures!
When some men takes a dump a small portion of the excretion is hung up in the rectum when the external sphincter ani muscles pinch off the delivery. It will remain there no matter how much pushing or wiping is done. It will only be dislodged and delivered through the rectum after a few good farts. A tickturd is the source of most skid marks in a mans underware.
Honey, its those damn tickturds that leave the skid marks!
tickturd by Jumpin' Jim October 28, 2013
Tickturd literally means a ticks turd, as such when used in a sentence to insult, it infers that the person is a little shit.
Now hear this you tickturd, when I catch you I'm gonna bust your ass.
Tickturd by Alpha Male March 24, 2021

Thiccture 

Damn that’s a nice thiccture
Thiccture by IB History January 29, 2019

thickfreakness 

The natural state of a thick and sexy black female.
When LaTonya shakes that ass of hers, she shows her true thickfreakness.
thickfreakness by Michael Blessing December 7, 2006