The next step of cankles...A combination of the words "thighs," "calves," and "ankles". Used when one's legs are so non-muscular and overweight that you can't tell the difference between the three different parts. Usually a result of excessive eating, lack of exercising, or just plain bad luck.
"Damn..did you see Jenna's thicankles today in her plaid shorts? That's just wrong"
"Yeah, for real man, she should really try to work out, I don't think it's legal to have that small amount of muscle"
A term for a girls ass. When a baby is born the baby is thrown at the mothers ass to make sure the infant does not have cancer. Men naturally like women with a fat ass so that the infant wouldn't be harmed in this act and so the infant would hit a fat squishy ass and not a bony dry ass.