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thicankles 

The next step of cankles...A combination of the words "thighs," "calves," and "ankles". Used when one's legs are so non-muscular and overweight that you can't tell the difference between the three different parts. Usually a result of excessive eating, lack of exercising, or just plain bad luck.
"Damn..did you see Jenna's thicankles today in her plaid shorts? That's just wrong"
"Yeah, for real man, she should really try to work out, I don't think it's legal to have that small amount of muscle"
thicankles by Hailister May 23, 2009
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Thinkless 

Any task that requires no thought so you can talk on the phone at the same time while you’re doing it.

Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.
Jane's ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) is pretty bad, so it helps her listen on the phone when she occupies herself with thinkless tasks. It's multitasking with benefits. She's often cleaning, so the more she talks, the cleaner her apartment. And the rest of the time it's graphics, so she gets work done at the same time. Yeah- a double win!
Thinkless by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2023

Thankles 

theighs that go all the way down
"Sam has thankles"

thankles 

No separation between the thigh and the ankle.Ususally seen in very chunkdified women.
She had thankles like an elephant.
thankles by bt March 3, 2003

thankles 

when the size of the thigh extends down to the ankles. taken from the eanglish words thigh + ankle
just picture the fattest person that comes to mind and look down. you know exactly what i mean. THANKLES
thankles by limbmaker December 31, 2006

thankles 

When an extremely obese person's thigh fat is so out of hand that it appears to engulf the knee, bypass the shin and calf and ends up stopping at the ankles. Combination of "thigh" and "ankles".
Brett: Hey, Did you see that woman standing in the buffet line?

Gabe: Hell yeah, how could I miss her. She's rocking some mean thankles.

thinkless task 

An action requiring no concentration or cognition. Anything you find yourself doing without questioning whether it is necessary, productive, moral or life enhancing.
Making the bed at ten o'clock at night, knowing it would get messed up again in an hour, was one of the things a person did because they were a person who did things like that, one thinkless task among many, and ain't no use to wonder why.
thinkless task by Monkey's Dad January 7, 2022