thewan 

To be Thewan is to be zen as fuck. It is to live life so kickass, that god himself will fear to take you.

Live life like a Thewan

thewan by thedog42 November 3, 2016

Thewan 

Dickhead with a small Penis

Wow he is such a thewan

Thewan by Swag dad 69 September 8, 2016

themangokid 

A twitch streamer that plays whatever he feels like playing.

TheMangoKid played Brawlhala.

themangokid by thechilldylan November 25, 2020

Theranos 

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

Theranos by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

thewindmillman 

thewindmillman is a 69-year old who loves to watch little boys shower. He cums in a bucket while he watches little ones lather themselves with soap and shampoo until the bucket is full. After it is full, he dumps the bucket onto himself and swallows most of the sticky substance. With the leftover cum, he lathers himself in it and goes skinny dipping with Epic_Smiley78's grandmother.

Thewindmillman went skinny dipping with grandma today!

thewindmillman by Gamerologist June 24, 2012

Michael Tewani-Henry 

I can ride a dirt bike vroom vroom

"Hey Michael Tewani-Henry what makes you special"?
"I can ride a dirt bike vroom vroom"

Michael Tewani-Henry by Steven Jobbyson November 26, 2018

thedanielephant 

A girl that has a good sense in music, inspires people to listen to “the growlers”and actually has a good sense in style and humor

thedanielephant Is Cool

thedanielephant by Goldfish505 May 30, 2021