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Theorotic 

Being turned on by theories.

Becoming sexually aroused by the deeper meanings of life.
Damn bro, I got a hard on when Wonder Woman went all theorotic and explained Tetryonics!
Theorotic by Adrienne Adele July 3, 2017

theeroticbarber 

A barber who has sex while cutting hair. He is know for his goofy ahh name "Brandon Curington"
Bro #1: Yo have you seen theeroticbarbers new instagram post?

Bro #2: yea, bro had his meat all out
theeroticbarber by Tanaki April 29, 2022

Theoticimus 

Theoticimus is know to be the best book in the world with three pages of the most grammatically correct spelling and the biggest plot twists in the history of plot twists.
Theoticimus is great
Theoticimus by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 18, 2020

thermotic blast 

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race
thermotic blast by Nirotic December 19, 2018

Theoticimus 

Theoticimus is like saying great and a descendant of god
School is not like Theoticimus
Theoticimus by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 19, 2020

theorotica 

John Piper thinks he’s writing about god, but his repressed sexuality produces theorotica
theorotica by crossover24 May 28, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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