theorotica 

The works of John Piper

John Piper thinks he’s writing about god, but his repressed sexuality produces theorotica

theorotica by crossover24 May 28, 2021

theological noncognitivist

A person who believes that words such as "sanctity", "spirit", and "god" have no meaning because they refer to subjects that humans can't comprehend.

Religious man: "Don't you feel the love of Jesus raining down upon you?"

Theological Noncognitivist : "What's a jesus?"

theological noncognitivist by dudeman909090 March 15, 2010

Theoretical bug 

When you discover that your code is not giving the right results, not because there is any bug in your program, but because there is a bug in the theory on which it is based.

Theoretical bugs are rare but more common than thought. When you find one, your perception of the world improves quantically.

A more day to day example, it is when you realize something you never saw before, not because it was not there, but because your mental model of the world didn't include it.

case 1
JC: I've been trying to find the bug in this program all night, but its looks perfect. Don't know why sometimes is producing weird results.
Guru: Its time to chase some Theoretical bugs.

case 2:

Linux_user: The problem with microsoft is not that they produced bad programs, but they copypasted so much software from other people, that the outcome was a walking Theoretical bug. At some much extent that, when it crashed it means it was really working.

Theoretical bug by jcmid February 5, 2010

Post Theological 

The stage after Pre Theological in which science answers most of the basic questions that humans ask and no longer need to substitute supernatural explanations because we are learning the natural explanations.

He disliked the term Atheist because he realized that people who still use that term are just clinging on to the vain hope that religion is an answer for the unknown. Instead, he knew preferred the truth and was now part of the Post Theological world that no longer needed fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.

Post Theological by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009

Theorotic 

Being turned on by theories.

Becoming sexually aroused by the deeper meanings of life.

Damn bro, I got a hard on when Wonder Woman went all theorotic and explained Tetryonics!

Theorotic by Adrienne Adele July 3, 2017

The Theoretical Plate Standard 

The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science

It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.

The Theoretical Plate Standard by Dnom March 28, 2019

theological noncognitivism 

The argument that religious terminology (words such as "god" and "supernatural") doesn't make any frickin' sense, and just clutters up language meaninglessly.

The atheistic philosopher who claims that "god" is nonsensical is a proponent of theological noncognitivism.

theological noncognitivism by squarecircle September 10, 2008