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Theolinda 

Theolinda is a girl with much energi & big lips. You can hear her from across the room and when she is around everyone is happy.
She is wild and will make every boy fall for her beauty. Sometimes she can be very sensitive but will always be there for her friends. If you have a Theolinda in your life you are blessed!
Maja: What is that sound?
Lina: That’s a Theolinda!
Theolinda by Hestbög November 22, 2021
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Theoliteracy 

Education about God, Education On Theosciences, Theological education, Knowledge about God, Knowledge of God
You are invited to attend Seventh international conference on Theoliteracy in London next week.
Theoliteracy by Pisabbathi August 28, 2006

theolice 

A stupid commie fool who thinks America sucks. He is an opinionated prick and deserves to be slaughtered. He is surely, surely, mistaken about anything he ever said. Ever.
e.g.

theolice: "I AM THE SMARTEREST GUY HERE"
LDW_USMC: "YOU ARE THE DUMB!"
theolice by Liquid Light October 3, 2013
Hello teoline, how’s it going?
teoline by Semalia March 24, 2018

Theolindstr 

The largest mountain in northern europé with a span of 8 lightyears. It can live up to 1 million years but often choose to die at age 45 because of unhealty problems of consuming meat. A Theolindström is a rare creature that hunts with sticks and rocks and often rapes children. Most of the time Theolindström cleans hispanic peoples assholes with his toung, but sometimes he amputee his feet to use them as cleaning towels. Theolindströms can often be found in muddy lakes where people hide dead bodies. This species often uses corpses as nut rags, but can also use them for food. In Nigerian folklore it says Theolindströms often kidnap kids to make them in to stone people so that he one day can commit massmurder for sport.
-Don’t fuck that dead body, David.
-Why is that?
-It could already be filled with Theolindström nut.
Theolindstr by Burnard420 March 15, 2021