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Theolinda 

Theolinda is a girl with much energi & big lips. You can hear her from across the room and when she is around everyone is happy.
She is wild and will make every boy fall for her beauty. Sometimes she can be very sensitive but will always be there for her friends. If you have a Theolinda in your life you are blessed!
Maja: What is that sound?
Lina: That’s a Theolinda!
Theolinda by Hestbög November 22, 2021

Theoliteracy 

Education about God, Education On Theosciences, Theological education, Knowledge about God, Knowledge of God
You are invited to attend Seventh international conference on Theoliteracy in London next week.
Theoliteracy by Pisabbathi August 28, 2006

theonlinenet

It's fucking awesome!
theonlinenet by jay June 18, 2003

theolice 

A stupid commie fool who thinks America sucks. He is an opinionated prick and deserves to be slaughtered. He is surely, surely, mistaken about anything he ever said. Ever.
e.g.

theolice: "I AM THE SMARTEREST GUY HERE"
LDW_USMC: "YOU ARE THE DUMB!"
theolice by Liquid Light October 3, 2013
Hello teoline, how’s it going?
teoline by Semalia March 24, 2018

Theolindstr 

The largest mountain in northern europé with a span of 8 lightyears. It can live up to 1 million years but often choose to die at age 45 because of unhealty problems of consuming meat. A Theolindström is a rare creature that hunts with sticks and rocks and often rapes children. Most of the time Theolindström cleans hispanic peoples assholes with his toung, but sometimes he amputee his feet to use them as cleaning towels. Theolindströms can often be found in muddy lakes where people hide dead bodies. This species often uses corpses as nut rags, but can also use them for food. In Nigerian folklore it says Theolindströms often kidnap kids to make them in to stone people so that he one day can commit massmurder for sport.
-Don’t fuck that dead body, David.
-Why is that?
-It could already be filled with Theolindström nut.
Theolindstr by Burnard420 March 15, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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