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thelonius 

A big black man who like's loads of cum getting dumped in his ass by the KKK
"Bro requisis is such a thelonius fucking weirdo
thelonius by Find3r January 21, 2022
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thelonius 

Thelonius is an all around cool guy. He pulls a lot of hoes and good girls, yet never keeps relationships for awhile. They’re funny as shit. They aren’t smart when it comes to school but they’re streeet smart. Thelonius’ are usually short and good at gymnastics. They pull girls with they bomb ass dance moves. They also have small Peckers and can be completely retarded.
Girl 1 “damn he can dance lemme go eat that”

Girl 2 “omg I bet his name is Thelonius”
thelonius by Itakedubs37 March 23, 2018

Thelonius 

A hot man with a HUGE cock, who pulls in them bitches.
Man that guy is a Thelonius
Thelonius by Gdjdjdjdjdjdjj March 11, 2022

Thelonius Monk

A famous ..pianist. ihs grandson, also thelonius monk is a cool kid with a camo jacket. goes to my highschool.
whoa lok, theres thelonius monk with his sidekick, that kid is so awesoem. i want a camo jacket just like his!
Thelonius Monk by mandy December 13, 2004

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

thelonious 

A caring dude who is always there for whoever needs him. he is a good listener and can make any situation a bit lighter. he is good looking and smart, and only pulls the coolest girls, if you are lucky enough to get him as your boyfriend, you can be sure he only wants the best for you and would never do anything to hurt you. he is a cool person who has excellent taste in music, clothes, etc. He is a good thinker and is amazing at giving advice and someone trustworthy to talk to. an all around good guy.
girl 1: wow he is so sweet, but kinda shy, he is the perfect type of guy
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious
thelonious by amelia1111 October 17, 2017

thelonious monk 

Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.

Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.
thelonious monk by jazzwise November 21, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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