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thelonius
Thelonius is an all around cool guy. He pulls a lot of hoes and good girls, yet never keeps relationships for awhile. They’re funny as shit. They aren’t smart when it comes to school but they’re streeet smart. Thelonius’ are usually short and good at gymnastics. They pull girls with they bomb ass dance moves. They also have small Peckers and can be completely retarded.
thelonius by Itakedubs37 March 23, 2018
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Felonious Thelonius
A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
Felonious Thelonius by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
thelonious
A caring dude who is always there for whoever needs him. he is a good listener and can make any situation a bit lighter. he is good looking and smart, and only pulls the coolest girls, if you are lucky enough to get him as your boyfriend, you can be sure he only wants the best for you and would never do anything to hurt you. he is a cool person who has excellent taste in music, clothes, etc. He is a good thinker and is amazing at giving advice and someone trustworthy to talk to. an all around good guy.
girl 1: wow he is so sweet, but kinda shy, he is the perfect type of guy
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious
thelonious by amelia1111 October 17, 2017
thelonious monk
Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.
Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
thelonious monk by jazzwise November 21, 2009
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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