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A guy with a really big head that is shaped like a watermelon, also has really bad acne
Telonis by papas sas November 22, 2021
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teflonista 

a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.

a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes
The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.
teflonista by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006
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A sexy goat that will send your ankles flying on the court. Can be funny and weird but is an overall good friend. Likes to hump bus seats and is into Hispanic girls. He’s always down to smash. His hair looks like nasty broccoli and he’s way too confident.
“Omg he’s so confident”
“Nah that’s just a classic Teonis”
teonis by The goat supporter May 9, 2018
A girl that stinks and loves to start or be in drama. She reeks of fish from miles away and runs the streets like a animal. She looks like she needa be in a zoo or sum.
Eww here come that stank bitch Teonis
Teonis by Nobody knows September 23, 2018
A girl that stinks and loves to start or be in drama. She reeks of fish from miles away and runs the streets like a animal. She looks like she needa be in a zoo or sum.
Eww here come that stank bitch Teonis
Teonis by Nobody knows September 23, 2018

Telovision 

Te-love-ision

The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.
-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."

-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."
Telovision by Informal Skin January 7, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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