Telonis

A guy with a really big head that is shaped like a watermelon, also has really bad acne

Telonis looks like steve

by papas sas November 22, 2021

teflonista

a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.

a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes

The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.

by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

teonis

A sexy goat that will send your ankles flying on the court. Can be funny and weird but is an overall good friend. Likes to hump bus seats and is into Hispanic girls. He’s always down to smash. His hair looks like nasty broccoli and he’s way too confident.

“Omg he’s so confident”
“Nah that’s just a classic Teonis”

by The goat supporter May 9, 2018

Teonis

A girl that stinks and loves to start or be in drama. She reeks of fish from miles away and runs the streets like a animal. She looks like she needa be in a zoo or sum.

Eww here come that stank bitch Teonis

by Nobody knows September 23, 2018

Teonis

A girl that stinks and loves to start or be in drama. She reeks of fish from miles away and runs the streets like a animal. She looks like she needa be in a zoo or sum.

Eww here come that stank bitch Teonis

by Nobody knows September 23, 2018

Telovision

Te-love-ision

The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.

-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."

-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."

by Informal Skin January 7, 2009