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Thelonius is an all around cool guy. He pulls a lot of hoes and good girls, yet never keeps relationships for awhile. They’re funny as shit. They aren’t smart when it comes to school but they’re streeet smart. Thelonius’ are usually short and good at gymnastics. They pull girls with they bomb ass dance moves. They also have small Peckers and can be completely retarded.
Girl 1 “damn he can dance lemme go eat that

Girl 2 “omg I bet his name is Thelonius
by Itakedubs37 March 23, 2018
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