Thelonius is an all around cool guy. He pulls a lot of hoes and good girls, yet never keeps relationships for awhile. They’re funny as shit. They aren’t smart when it comes to school but they’re streeet smart. Thelonius’ are usually short and good at gymnastics. They pull girls with they bomb ass dance moves. They also have small Peckers and can be completely retarded.
by Itakedubs37 March 21, 2018
A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020