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Thejano

Girls named 'thejano' are both beautiful and smart, they aren't book smart but logic smart. In the Angami language 'theja' means 'blessings' and 'no' means 'child' so thejano basically means 'blessed child'.
Thejano is a beautiful and smart girl, who lives her life to the best
by Strawbearyii November 24, 2021
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Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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tejano

Originally someone of Mexican descent who was born and/or raised in Texas. Used to distinguish them from people from Mexico (Mexicanos). A type of music based upon the button accordian and greatly influenced by the German bands of New Braunfels, Seguin, and Fredericksburg. Narciso Jimenez is recognized as its originator.
#1: De donde viene?
#2: Soy tejano.

La Tropa-F is my favorite Tejano band.
by Doug Hall October 4, 2006
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theano

An amazing greek name

A mythological queen had this name and many people claim to hear the steps from her horse when they read her story.
If you have this name you are amazing and sweet

You are amazing at all sports and know how to be awesome

I don't know if this is true but my name is Theano and I am sure amazing ,sweet and awesome

Just kidding

Urbun dictionary put a definition for my name NOW
Theano It's a name guys come on!
by Jenna374838373848372744848 April 25, 2017
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Tejano

A descendent of original Spanish-speaking settlers/Hispanics or Native American people of Texas. It is derived from the word “Tejas”, the original Mexican term for “Texas”. These descendant’s lineage dates back prior to Texas becoming a U.S. state. They’ve also incorporated some Anglo culture into the original Hispanic/Native culture.
Eva Longoria comes from Tejano/a family from Texas. Her family lineage can be dated back nine generations. Eva grew up speaking only English like many other Tejanos.
by RealTejano February 4, 2021
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Tejano

Another form for Texican


Combines the words Texan and Mexicano.
"Selena was Tejano music's brightest hope for the future."
by depaul420 July 18, 2008
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Tejano

Mexicans that had the border cross them, not had them cross the border. Been there for quite a while, Viva Tejas I guess.
Also Selena is better than your pop artist, by far.
I'm Tejano
What
Mexican Texican
Oh
by YungTejano2004 March 14, 2019
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