A sweet Qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by LT. Now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach's challenge wrong.

God! Joe Theisman has a great arm

Joe Theisman by Jeb Putzier January 11, 2006

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Thailianna

A funny yet understanding girl. Always has a way of keeping you entertained when you're down. She's the kind of girl you can trust to keep secrets and know she'll always be there for you. Thailianna cares about her friends even new friends (never wants to see anybody with a frown). Beautiful and caring. Short & Thick _She's PERFECT_

She's so pretty bruh, Thailianna OMG you cute!!!!....

Thailianna by Mami.l_ June 5, 2017

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Abby Tilmann

Abby is the root of all gay. She is the one true lesbian. Used as a way of communicating extreme levels of gay. For quicker sentencing, use “Abby T.”

Fergie: Do you see that girl over there? She’s got such big jugs, I bet I could hit that.

Tony: No way dude. She’s a total Abby Tilmann. You’d have no shot, never underestimate the power of an Abby T.

Abby Tilmann by SovietKnife May 28, 2018

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Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.

Theismanned by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019

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