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An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by 6irg7b7n December 17, 2020
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An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by Dhaisor February 10, 2016
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a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.
o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.
by zack January 23, 2003
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An obsession with the furious, beloved Theis.

Often used in context with Kasserejs, majs, pejs, etc.
Omg, i love Theis, he's so good at kasserejs.

My friends Theis have a huge schlong.
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by Bunnerlol March 17, 2021
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A little bitch who thinks he is cool for making out with a lot of girls even though they only kiss him out of pity.
Ew you're being a Theis rn
by Immafukuupbish September 10, 2019
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