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An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
Thei by 6irg7b7n December 17, 2020
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thei mwe 

Thei mwe is someone who is a introvert. She is someone who is very kind and sweet. Thei mwe's are usually very cute and pretty too. A thei mwe may come in different shapes and sizes. Most of them tend to have very nice bodies. Sexy bodies that men desire. Thei mwe have it all, the heart and looks. Some say they are the greatest creation of GOD. Others say they are the hidden angles amongst the humans that were sent by Ancient beings as a gift to human kind. If a thei mwe is someone close to you, MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS MAKE THEM HAPPY. No one else can be as perfect as a thei mwe. So keep them close and don't ever lose them!
Wowww! You're so pretty and elegant like a thei mwe.
I wish I was a thei mwe.
As kind as a thei mwe.

I wish I was dating a thei mwe.
thei mwe by yours truly 101 November 22, 2021
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thei mwe 

A thei mwe is someone who is very introverted. They are usually very shy too. One distinctive feature of a thei mwe is that they are vey cute and damnnnnn pretty. Most of them come with hella sexy bodies too!!! Some say thei mwe's are GOD's finest creations, others says they are the angles amongst the humans. They are just too perfect! If you have a chubby thei mwe in your life, DON'T EVER LOSE THEM. They are the rarest kind of thei mwe to find. Also important note, if you have a chubby thei mwe, be ready to feed them with whatever they want to eat! IT'S A MUSTTT!
Wowww! I wish I look like a thei mwe.
omg! You look like a thei mwe today, so pretty!
I wish I was dating a thei mwe...
LOOK AT THAT A RARE THEI MWE!
thei mwe by yours truly 101 November 24, 2021
Pronunciation: (/ðeər/)
det.
a term used interchangeably with there, their or they’re, intended for individuals who are too nervous to admit to thei’re struggle of telling the difference and correct use between the three.
"Whats up man couldn't find you last night, where you thei're?"
Thei’re has to be a way to fit my whole fist in my mouth, right?
Thei’re by Mick Zagger May 10, 2026

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.
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all their skin in the game

This describes a situation in which someone is risking everything.
The bomb squad has all their skin in the game defusing the van.

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves
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