Theftorize
I theftorized that bank the other day.
Theftorize by Thee January 17, 2016
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theorizedism by 109190182349876 April 13, 2009
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textorize
Verb. textorized, textorizes
1. To, and of, the process of which to write a story, poem, essay, novel, screenplay, script, song, sketch, scene, television pilot, etc. Only exception is gangsta rap.
2. The process of and the event of entering a worth1000.com text contest.
3. The process of dancing an ode to the legendary smallish darkish grayish flatish piece of roast beef. Only used in parts of Finland.
1. To, and of, the process of which to write a story, poem, essay, novel, screenplay, script, song, sketch, scene, television pilot, etc. Only exception is gangsta rap.
2. The process of and the event of entering a worth1000.com text contest.
3. The process of dancing an ode to the legendary smallish darkish grayish flatish piece of roast beef. Only used in parts of Finland.
1. That movie inpsired me to write my own screenplay. When I get home, I'm going to textorize all night long!
2. The deadline for the worth contest is in an hour. I'd better textorize quick!
3. She textorized in her wooden clogs.
2. The deadline for the worth contest is in an hour. I'd better textorize quick!
3. She textorized in her wooden clogs.
textorize by theqissilent July 3, 2004
Thefterize
Awwww man, we don't have any cables left in that drawer because somebody is always thefterizing them.
Thefterize by El Jefe November 7, 2003
theftolizm
"Where is my phone? Girl, I know there is some theftolizm goin on up in here! Oh, here it is in my purse."
theftolizm by shan_g February 29, 2008
textorize
To send obscene amounts of texts to someone before they have the chance to reply. Generally in the form of a "Chinese wall" of text. This action is sometimes deemed acceptable however, if it comes from a loved one, or love interest.
SMS:"Yo man! I thought I'd just let you know that blah blah blah blah...."
-Seven texts later-
SMS:"...and well, hope you have a good Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah! OH! OH! And Happy New Year, man!"
Dude: "Damn! I just got fuckin' textorized. Good thing I don't ever text him back! ;D"
-Seven texts later-
SMS:"...and well, hope you have a good Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah! OH! OH! And Happy New Year, man!"
Dude: "Damn! I just got fuckin' textorized. Good thing I don't ever text him back! ;D"
textorize by DylanDogMP12 January 8, 2012
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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